{"id":13345,"date":"2020-05-31T06:47:09","date_gmt":"2020-05-31T05:47:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sklizeno.cz\/o-nas\/?p=13345"},"modified":"2020-12-29T18:14:49","modified_gmt":"2020-12-29T17:14:49","slug":"my-vsichni-jsme-homo-grilliens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sklizeno.cz\/o-nas\/my-vsichni-jsme-homo-grilliens\/","title":{"rendered":"My v\u0161ichni jsme Homo grilliens"},"content":{"rendered":"

Z\u00e1liba op\u00e9k\u00e1n\u00ed j\u00eddla nad ohn\u011bm je odv\u011bk\u00e1. Jak moc odv\u011bk\u00e1? Poj\u010fte se spole\u010dn\u011b s\u00a0n\u00e1mi vypravit do historie. A\u00a0vlastn\u011b je\u0161t\u011b d\u00e1l…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bylo nebylo…<\/h3>\n

Skupina samc\u016f druhu Homo grilliens<\/strong> se probouz\u00ed do nov\u00e9ho dne. Jejich prvn\u00ed my\u0161lenkou je opat\u0159en\u00ed potravy \u2013 ano, dnes musej\u00ed n\u011bco ulovit, aby se p\u0159ed samicemi uk\u00e1zali jako schopn\u00ed p\u00e1nov\u00e9 tvorstva a\u00a0vydobyli si zaslou\u017een\u00e9ho uzn\u00e1n\u00ed a\u00a0ocen\u011bn\u00ed.<\/em><\/p>\n

P\u0159\u00edpravy na lov za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed prakticky okam\u017eit\u011b. \u010c\u00e1st tlupy \u010dist\u00ed ohni\u0161t\u011b a\u00a0p\u0159ipravuje v\u0161echno na ve\u010dern\u00ed hodokvas, druh\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1st se vypravuje na lov. Bude jist\u011b \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00fd, v\u017edy\u0165 p\u0159ede\u0161l\u00e9ho dne v\u0161ichni prosili sv\u00e9 bohy, aby jim dop\u0159\u00e1li hojn\u00fd \u00falovek.<\/em><\/p>\n

Odpoledne je v\u0161e p\u0159ipraveno a\u00a0\u010dek\u00e1 se jen na lovce. P\u0159ijdou s\u00a0tu\u010dnou ko\u0159ist\u00ed? Nebo doraz\u00ed s\u00a0nepo\u0159\u00edzenou?<\/em><\/p>\n

A\u00a0u\u017e se za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed oz\u00fdvat jejich hlasy. Zn\u00ed vesele a\u00a0spokojen\u011b, co\u017e u\u017e zd\u00e1lky zna\u010d\u00ed \u00fasp\u011bch. U\u017e se prvn\u00ed z\u00a0nich objevuj\u00ed na prostranstv\u00ed za p\u0159\u00edbytkem tlupy. Ka\u017ed\u00fd z\u00a0nich n\u011bco nese! Jeden vl\u00e1\u010d\u00ed k\u00fdtu z\u00a0tura, druh\u00fd kus kr\u010dn\u00ed partie z\u00a0kance, tenhle p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161\u00ed jak\u00e9si podivn\u00e9 bobule a\u00a0tamten zase pl\u00e1stev medu.<\/em><\/p>\n

Ohe\u0148 ji\u017e ho\u0159\u00ed a\u00a0nic tedy nebr\u00e1n\u00ed zah\u00e1jen\u00ed hostiny. Maso je rozporcov\u00e1no a\u00a0op\u00e9k\u00e1 se na ohni. M\u00edstem se za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 linout p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e1 v\u016fn\u011b, v\u0161ichni jsou vzru\u0161en\u00ed a\u00a0nemohou se do\u010dkat, a\u017e bude hotovo. Zat\u00edm tedy alespo\u0148 konzumuj\u00ed p\u0159ezr\u00e1l\u00e9 bobule, po kter\u00fdch jsou je\u0161t\u011b veselej\u0161\u00ed, bujn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, spole\u010dn\u011b vyr\u00e1\u017eej\u00ed hrdeln\u00ed zvuky p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed primitivn\u00ed zp\u011bvy a\u00a0prvn\u00ed z\u00a0nich z\u00e1hy za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed ztr\u00e1cet kontrolu nad svou motorikou.<\/em><\/p>\n

Ti star\u0161\u00ed a\u00a0zku\u0161en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed nezapom\u00ednaj\u00ed v\u00a0pr\u016fb\u011bhu pe\u010den\u00ed pot\u00edrat maso medem.<\/em><\/p>\n

Kone\u010dn\u011b je maso upe\u010den\u00e9. V\u0161ichni se na n\u011bj spole\u010dn\u011b vrhnou a\u00a0u\u017e jen slastn\u011b \u017ev\u00fdkaj\u00ed, polykaj\u00ed, omastek jim st\u00e9k\u00e1 po brad\u011b, ale oni si z\u00a0toho nic ned\u011blaj\u00ed. C\u00edt\u00ed se \u0161\u0165astn\u011b, jejich pr\u00e1ce p\u0159inesla sv\u00e9 plody, kter\u00e9 si te\u010f zaslou\u017een\u011b u\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed…<\/em><\/p>\n

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Mysl\u00edte si, \u017ee jste \u010detli p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh z\u00a0doby lovc\u016f mamut\u016f? Omyl, p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9! To jsme se jen pokusili popsat grilova\u010dku na za\u010d\u00e1tku 21. stolet\u00ed slovn\u00edkem kulturn\u00edho antropologa. Takovou BBQ party, kter\u00e1 by se mohla odehr\u00e1t i\u00a0na va\u0161\u00ed zahrad\u011b, u\u00a0va\u0161ich p\u0159\u00e1tel nebo t\u0159eba na ve\u0159ejn\u00e9m grilovac\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b.<\/p>\n

Nuance se mohou li\u0161it, ale pr\u016fb\u011bh i\u00a0podstata z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 u\u017e od doby kamenn\u00e9 st\u00e1le stejn\u00e1. Zajistit potravu a\u00a0potom se bavit p\u0159i jej\u00ed spole\u010dn\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edprav\u011b a\u00a0konzumaci. Grilov\u00e1n\u00ed je zkr\u00e1tka sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed na\u0161\u00ed genetick\u00e9 v\u00fdbavy od \u00fasvitu lidstva. My v\u0161ichni jsme Homo grilliens!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kdo nem\u00e1 r\u00e1d grilov\u00e1n\u00ed?<\/h3>\n

Kdo by nem\u011bl r\u00e1d grilov\u00e1n\u00ed? Pr\u00e1v\u011b jsme si popsali, pro\u010d ho mus\u00edme milovat v\u0161ichni. Existuje ov\u0161em skupina lid\u00ed, kter\u00e9 p\u0159i zm\u00ednce o\u00a0grilov\u00e1n\u00ed nask\u00e1\u010dou pup\u00ednky a\u00a0oros\u00ed se jim \u010delo. Kdo jsou tito zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed lid\u00e9?<\/p>\n

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No p\u0159ece \u010dlenov\u00e9 Evropsk\u00e9 komise! P\u0159ed uveden\u00edm do funkce jim p\u0159ece \u010dlenov\u00e9 parlamentu mohou kl\u00e1st (a\u00a0tak\u00e9 kladou) mnoh\u00e9 nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky, aby prov\u011b\u0159ili, \u017ee svou funkci budou vykon\u00e1vat dob\u0159e \u2013 sv\u011bdomit\u011b, profesion\u00e1ln\u011b a\u00a0nenechaj\u00ed se ovlivnit soukrom\u00fdmi z\u00e1jmy. A\u00a0pr\u00e1v\u011b t\u00e9to\u00a0\u201e<\/span>zkou\u0161ce ohn\u011bm\u201c<\/span> (hmm, jak p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00e9) se \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 grilov\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n

My ostatn\u00ed si ov\u0161em grilov\u00e1n\u00ed nenech\u00e1me kazit. P\u0159ece co je 62 let fungov\u00e1n\u00ed Evropsk\u00e9 komise proti desetitis\u00edc\u016fm let grilova\u010dek?<\/p>\n

Kvalitn\u00ed kousky na gril ulov\u00edte u\u00a0n\u00e1s!<\/h3>\n

Nezapome\u0148te, \u017ee ani tolik nez\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed, NA \u010cEM<\/strong> grilujete, ale na tom, CO<\/strong> grilujete. Nav\u0161tivte n\u011bkterou z\u00a0na\u0161ich prodejen<\/a>, kde v\u00e1m s\u00a0v\u00fdb\u011brem t\u011bch nejvhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch kousk\u016f na va\u0161i grilova\u010dku r\u00e1di porad\u00edme, nebo si vyberte v\u00a0na\u0161ich e-shopech<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Z\u00e1liba op\u00e9k\u00e1n\u00ed j\u00eddla nad ohn\u011bm je odv\u011bk\u00e1. Jak moc odv\u011bk\u00e1? Poj\u010fte se spole\u010dn\u011b s\u00a0n\u00e1mi vypravit do historie. A\u00a0vlastn\u011b je\u0161t\u011b d\u00e1l… Bylo nebylo… Skupina samc\u016f druhu Homo grilliens se probouz\u00ed do nov\u00e9ho dne. Jejich prvn\u00ed my\u0161lenkou je opat\u0159en\u00ed potravy \u2013 ano, dnes musej\u00ed n\u011bco ulovit, aby se p\u0159ed samicemi uk\u00e1zali jako schopn\u00ed p\u00e1nov\u00e9 tvorstva a\u00a0vydobyli si […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":28,"featured_media":13346,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"recepies_category":[],"recepies_tag":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sklizeno.cz\/o-nas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13345"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sklizeno.cz\/o-nas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sklizeno.cz\/o-nas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sklizeno.cz\/o-nas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/28"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sklizeno.cz\/o-nas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13345"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.sklizeno.cz\/o-nas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13739,"href":"https:\/\/www.sklizeno.cz\/o-nas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13345\/revisions\/13739"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sklizeno.cz\/o-nas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sklizeno.cz\/o-nas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sklizeno.cz\/o-nas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sklizeno.cz\/o-nas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13345"},{"taxonomy":"recepies_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sklizeno.cz\/o-nas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/recepies_category?post=13345"},{"taxonomy":"recepies_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sklizeno.cz\/o-nas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/recepies_tag?post=13345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}